November 23, 2009

Short Takes: Porn for the Holidays…and More


Thanksgiving is almost here, which means that holiday gift-giving is right around the corner. So, to start the season, we’re offering some ideas for the porn lover on your list. First up, who wouldn’t want to receive a naughty holiday card? COLT Studio Group is back with another line of gorgeous greeting cards that really set the yule on fire. These all-new, limited-edition cards feature a slew of COLT’s hottest stars, including Mitch Branson (left). Btw, Mitch has a new album titled Darkness of Pleasure, a followup to this excellent CD, and he was nice enough to send us a copy. We will be writing about it soon. Hey, come to think of it, that would make a nice present too! Anyway, these cards go for $24.95 per dozen. COLT also has these eye-catching calendars for sale. For more information, visit coltstudiogroup.com.…The folks at Pitbull Productions want to give you a taste of porn star Tiger Tyson this year. That’s why they’ve created Interactive Tiger Tyson Lip Balm, which they claim is “the first porn star lip balm ever produced.” Is that even true? It seems like Michael Lucas would have capitalized on those beautiful pouty lips of his long ago! But back to Tiger’s press release: The balm is raspberry flavored and is “sure to give those who use it lips as soft and smooth as Tiger’s.” Well, it’s gotta taste better than the Tiger Tyson Car Air Freshener! For more info, visit ThugMart.com.…For the gay porn traveler in your life—and if you follow any porn stars on Twitter (you can follow us @ VinceLambertNYC), you know that they’re always jetting off to some exotic location (or Pittsburgh)—Channel 1 Releasing has invented the Embroidered Rascal Travel Bag. It includes everything that you or your favorite porn star needs for an, er, intimate encounter: a reusable douche with easy squeeze bulb and angled tip; One brand lubricated latex condoms (two included, but you might want to pack extra); ultra slick Rascal Toys silicone lubricant; sugar-free breath mints; disposable razor; eucalyptus shave cream; and a disposable clean-up cloth (otherwise known as a cum rag). Sounds like the perfect getaway gift! For more information, visit C1R.com. Happy holidays, guys!

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