Comments on VincentLambert.com: Blog Circle Jerk: Our First Porno

Yup, you are right. That's what I meant. It's craz...

2008-03-18T18:56:00.000-04:00

Yup, you are right. That's what I meant. It's crazy to think that the first porno Sharon was in, was the first porno that Chi Chi saw, considering that he would direct her years later in so many films....

I remember Desiree Costeau well and “Pretty Peache...

2008-03-18T14:23:00.000-04:00

I remember Desiree Costeau well and “Pretty Peaches” remains one of the greatest of adult classics. In fact, you’ll see a hint of that story in John Waters’ last film, “A Dirty Shame.” Perhaps Peaches was his inspiration! Miss Costeau was one of the truly great actresses in porn. Alex deRenzy told me many times she was his absolute favorite to work with. She truly had it going on. She loved sex, had incredible charisma and loved being in front of the camera. Many years later, Mr. deRenzy directed a gay feature and tried to recreate that classic enema scene with me, though I couldn’t spray the water out of my ass quite like Desiree could. My friend Kathryn Reed produced “Pretty Peaches” with Alex. She finally got into the GayVN Hall of Fame last year for her incredible body of work. It's great to see “Pretty Peaches” mentioned in your column. It still holds up as terrific entertainment and a hot film, something very few today would know how to make. Gone are the days of such incredible films and talented filmmakers and films that leave such an impact on people.

Very true! Thanks for pointing that out, Angel. Do...

2008-03-17T22:27:00.000-04:00

Very true! Thanks for pointing that out, Angel. Do you mean Sharon Kane is a current nominee for the Grabby Awards? She lost the GAYVN this year, but she’s still fab.

Truly, Vincent, no one knows this but I was actual...

2008-03-17T21:31:00.000-04:00

Truly, Vincent, no one knows this but I was actually born in a porno theatre in Times Square. My birth mother, who was 10 months pregnant with me, was on a date with my dad. They were seeing the late showing of Throat, (the prequel to Deepthroat). This was before George Lucas made prequels so popular. It was also before adult film preservation, hence, Throat has been lost to history. But, anyway...

My parents loved porn theaters, in fact, he loved theater in general. My Dad was actually a Shakespearean actor and was appearing as a spear carrier in King Lear at the Winter Garden Theater.

Anyway, during Throat, my Mommas water broke and I gushed out, naked, on to the cold sticky floor, opened my eyes and the first images I ever saw was of a girl giving a guy a BJ and thus began my humble life. True story.

The combination of afterbirth, porn and popcorn burned my corneas but I couldn't close my eyes. Whenever I visit a porn theatre now I feel, in a way, like I'm going home, like I'm returning to the womb. Adult theatre patrons feel like distant cousins to me. So, yes, I was the first baby ever born in a Times Square porn theatre and the first porn movie I ever saw was, Throat. The life-long effect is obvious to anyone who knows me.

Consequently, the unwanted fame was too much for my poor birth parents so they gave me up for adoption and I was raised by loving Mormons in Bakersfield, California. My origins have been a complete secret, til now.

Anyway, Vincent, thanks for letting me share my story on your big hit blog. I love you, man.

PS This can all be verified by Googling the words: Porn, Times Square, baby, afterbirth, Larsen, sad, cornea.

Let's not forget that "Pretty Peaches" was also no...

2008-03-17T17:21:00.000-04:00

Let's not forget that "Pretty Peaches" was also notable because it was the onscreen debut of none other than Sharon Kane, who went on to have a prolific porn career in both straight and bi porn (and gay too, she's a current GAYVN nominee for non-sexual role for "Little Big League III").

ooopppss! that is next month’s topic: my SECRET po...

2008-03-16T19:26:00.000-04:00

ooopppss! that is next month’s topic: my SECRET porno. love to Peaches! :)

And I thought the first porn you ever saw was that...

2008-03-16T18:54:00.000-04:00

And I thought the first porn you ever saw was that amateur thing you and me shot at your house the first night we met, back in 1978, after dancing all night at Studio 54. Remember that night? It was glorious! Oh Vincent, you make me so nostalgic. I miss 8MM.

PS I had lunch with Peaches last week. She still asks about you. She reads your blog everyday. All her friends in the looney bin are huge fans of VincentLambert.com.

Keep up the great work, my friend.