Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts
April 6, 2012
News: Five (and We’re) Alive!
What do you give for a fifth anniversary!? Is it wood!? VincentLambert.com is still here, kids. Yup, we’re still blogging away as the industry burns around us. We kid! But it’s true—we’ve been typing about gay porn for five years now (on this site, though 16 years total!). The big biz goes up and down, and this year was no different. But first, a brief history of our history: We started year one with a bang (and the controversy surrounding our interview with Johnny Hanson about his decision to bareback); survived year two (this interview with Jordan Young from 1999 got picked up by The Insider when Lara Spencer was the host!); and year three (when we dined with both Simon Dexter and Jeremy Feist); then there was year four (we had the inside scoop on the Robert Van Damme arrest, including his first post-prison photos and interview, and Vince did guest spots on the Cock2Go Show and LA Talk Radio’s The Alternative to plug the site).
Now, in the past 12 months, we were back on the radio for The Barry Kirkey Show (one of our most fun interviews ever!); hung with our favorite talk show host for Gay Pride (how you doin’, lady!?); got exclusives with superstars Zeb Atlas and Jason Adonis (thanks, superagent David Forest!); saw (Randy Blue) stars at Splash; missed the hookers at HustlaBall NYC, but caught them at the International Escort Awards; and sadly reported the loss of this beloved porn star. Vince also branched out, becoming a (paid!) blogger for the fab GayDemon.com. You can read his full-frontal posts here.
And so it goes. As usual, we want to thank the readers and porn fans for visiting, the supportive fellow bloggers (the ones we still like), and the studios and publicists who supply us with their great content. Oh, and the porn stars too, of course. They give more than anyone! It’s our tradition to picture our dream man Rusty Joiner (above) each year. He still hasn’t given in, but we still think he Should Do Porn. Some things never change!
December 23, 2011
Happy Holidays, Guys!
It’s that time of year again, kids. Holiday break is here! But first we’d like to take a moment before heading out to thank our faithful readers and all the other bloggers, porn stars, studios and publicists who support us and make it possible for us to deliver the latest gay porn news, gossip and information to you. Extra props this year go to QueerMeNow.net, which was nice enough to recognize VincentLambert.com and nominate us as Favorite Gay Porn Blog of 2011 (no, we didn’t win…long story!). Also, special thanks to GayDemon.com for hiring Vince and actually paying him to blog! You can read his full-frontal GayDemon musings here. Anyway, we’ll be back soon. In the meantime, we wish everyone a very happy holiday and a bright shiny 2012. Our little site will be celebrating its fifth (!) anniversary next year. And they said it wouldn’t last!
December 23, 2010
Season’s Greetings!
We’re heading out for the holidays, kids, but we’ll be back soon. And as we move into our fourth year (!) of blogging about all things gay porn, we’d like to thank our faithful readers and all those other bloggers, porn stars, publicists and studios who support us and make it possible for us to deliver the latest gay porn news, gossip and information on a daily basis. We’ll be checking in on and off till the new year strikes, and we’ll also be announcing the winner of our annual calendar contest (today is the last day to enter!). A very special thanks to Titan Media for being the sponsor this year. You guys rock. Now send over David Anthony and our Christmas wish list will be complete! In the meantime, we’d like to wish everyone the happiest of holidays and all the best from VincentLambert.com.
October 30, 2010
Happy Halloween!
Well, look what the good folks at COLT Studio Group sent us for Halloween. It’s studly John Sebastian looking all kinds of possessed and scary. Oh, and muscly, too! As we head into the spookiest of holidays, we want to wish our faithful visitors and Twitter followers a happy. And to remind NYC readers that besides the annual Greenwich Village Halloween Parade (now in its 38th year), porn star Francois Sagat will be hosting the U.S. premiere of director Bruce LaBruce’s horror movie, L.A. Zombie, this Sunday at 7 pm at Drom (85 Avenue A). Enjoy, ghouls.
January 1, 2010
It’s 2010!

Let’s start the new year with a kiss—a sexy five-o’clock-shadow kind of kiss! Yes, we’re back—sorta. We hope everyone had a great holiday. Ours extended longer than expected, and while we won’t resume regular posting until Monday—with a spanking-new installment of Short Takes and the big announcement of the winner of our annual calendar contest—in the meantime we’d like to wish all our faithful readers a very Happy New Year! Once again, thanks for visiting. We’d also like to thank all the other Web sites and gay porn blogs that so kindly offer linkage throughout the year (you know who you are). It’s much appreciated. And a shout to our Twitter followers (follow us @VinceLambertNYC). We love hearing your comments and taking your questions, so keep ’em coming! The gay porn industry has a big year ahead, and VincentLambert.com will be there to cover it—for better or worse. Stick with us, guys, and happy 2010!
December 24, 2009
Have a Happy!

It’s once again time for our annual holiday break, so we’ll leave you (but only temporarily), dear readers, with some scrawny twinks in cheesy Santa caps. Hey, it gets the job done! As always, we’d like to thank all our faithful followers who visit on a daily basis and make VincentLambert.com their source for all the latest gay porn news, gossip and information. It’s hard to believe that we’re heading into our third year of blogging—and you men have stuck with us. May your gay days be merry and bright. We’ll be posting on and off before the new year (and decade!) hits. We’ll also be announcing the winner of our annual calendar contest. So stay tuned, kids. And happy holidays!
December 24, 2008
Merry Merry!

It’s that time of year again, guys—when we take a much-needed break from the glitz and glamour of gay porn. We will be posting on and off until the new year hits, so keep checking back. Oh, and we are happy to announce that we have a winner in our “Dead Guys” calendar contest. Jason LaRue (no relation to Chi Chi) of Hillsville, Virginia, is the reader who amused us the most with his ideas for a crazy-ass sequel to Raging Stallion’s To the Last Man epic in which the ghosts of the murdered guys come back to haunt their killers—or something like that! Anyway, congrats to Jason. We’d also like to give a shoutout to our loyal readers, who visit on a daily basis and continue to support VincentLambert.com as we enter our second year. Stick with us, studs. And hey, we’ve got a new president on the way, so 2009 can only be better, yes? Happy holidays!
December 24, 2007
Happy Holidays!

The Fratmen are on the move (including our supercutie Santa Doug, above), and so are we—but just for the holidays. We’ll be taking a few days of R&R but will be back soon with all the porn news, gossip and information you need. We’d like to thank our faithful readers for their support this year, and we have some surprises in store for you in the new year, so stay tuned. In the meantime, a Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
December 22, 2007
March 11, 2002
Porn Dictionary

Ever wonder the meaning of all those big words you hear every time you’re on a porn set? Us too! Here's a glossary of commonly used terms in the porn industry. See how many you know!
hard-core sex film showing genital penetration
softcore castrated hard-core
performer one who has the proven ability to deliver a scene
b-roll footage establishing the prenuptial narrative
money shot an ejaculation at the end of a sex scene, ensuring payment in full
tunnel shot close-up footage of genital penetration
simulation various shots of a performer pretending to have sex cut into a scene
cum face facial contortions suggesting orgasm
power fuck sex act delivered with minimum sensitivity and maximum machismo
strong top performer with proven ability to stay erect during sex
power bottom a bottom who assumes dominance of the sex act
bossy bottom a bitchy power bottom
wood a full erection
stunt dick a phallic stand-in used in the event of a wood crisis
chicken a boyish model
orange roughy a no-longer boyish model who’s been under the sunlamp too long
c light a small mobile lamp used to illuminate areas where the sun doesn’t shine
pornologue the dialogue that sets up the sex
loop an editing technique of repeating footage in order to extend a scene
cowgirl position sex position with top lying on his back and bottom sitting on top
reverse cowgirl position cowgirl rides backward in the saddle
bush whacking pruning of pubic bush to give the optical illusion of a longer penis
Hitler mustache the result of extreme bush whacking
d.p. double penetration
fluffer one who provides extracurricular stimulation, enabling the model to perform
viagra a gift from the god of porn, which is rendering fluffers obsolete
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