June 14, 2003

Movie Review: Mark Dalton and Friends


Director: Uncredited.
Cast: Mark Dalton, Ben Harrison, Jarda Kolar, Dylan, Jirua Kallopa.

Pacific Sun Entertainment packs up five of its hottest models, including superstar Mark Dalton, and films separate photo shoots for each in abandoned barns and houses. The opening credits tell us that the shoots took place off the highways of America, where hot desert winds blow and pesky insects (some “killer bees” that terrorize Dalton in one funny outtake) rule. Dalton’s foray into reality TV (besides being stung by a bee, he has an unsightly tag ripped from his underwear by an overzealous stylist) gives viewers a look behind the image of this beautiful all-American boy. We learn that it’s not all about glamour but also hard work and sacrifice. Dalton, who looks especially beefy in his scene, is joined by gorgeous Jarda Kolar, who doesn’t speak much English and entirely misses the photographer’s reference to Gene Simmons’ tongue; Jirua Kallopa, also new to the United States and, it seems, to saddles as he keeps slipping off the one he is posing on; Ben Harrison shows off a nice bod and hot cock that sticks straight up; and Dylan, a dark, moody stud who jacks off in a barn setting. As anyone who has ever been to a photo shoots knows, it gets very old very fast. Luckily, these photo shoots turn into jack-off sessions. Each stud delivers a juicy cum shot, and there is some exciting crosscutting among the guys as they work toward orgasm. Unfortunately, the scenes tend to drag and boredom sets in long before the pop shots do, but fans of hot bodybuilder types will be satisfied with this attractive bunch. (Pacific Sun Entertainment)

Reprinted from
Adult Video News magazine (2003)

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