Seen: Mark Dalton on the Road

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Seen: Bad Boys on the Hudson on Final Cruise

PHOTOS BY VINCENT LAMBERT

It’s farewell to the high seas for the Bad Boys on the Hudson. The sixth (and final) cruise set sail last Sunday, July 26. Founder Will Clark and his guys, including Mike Dreyden and Torez (above), got cozy with passengers and one another, despite some torrential rain that fell right before boarding. But the Queen of Hearts boat, which hosts the weekly Sea Tea party, braved the elements, as did the horny cast and guests. There was dinner, dancing (DJ Phillip Kimball spun the tunes) and an auction. The event helped raise funds for Team Eagle, which is taking part in the Braking the Cycle charity ride from Boston to New York in September. Seen: Jase Woodruff, Tyger Hudson, Duke Rivers, Jonny Mack, Colin Steele, plus veteran porn stars Enrico Vega and Spike. So long, Bad Boys!

Event: Van Damme Live in Atlanta Tonight!

Porn superstar Robert Van Damme got in touch this week to let us know that he’s hitting the road for some upcoming tour dates. First up, Hotlanta (do they still call it that!?) tonight for an appearance at Blake’s on the Park (227 10th Street) at midnight, then shows in Orlando (August 8) and Milwaukee (September 4). Van Damme has been keeping busy with his RVD Productions. The studio’s new film is titled Cocks in Paradise and stars Van Damme along with Matthew Rush and is co-directed by Gino Colbert (we’re giving readers an exclusive first peek at the très tropical cover below), and Robert tells us that it’s his best yet. He says it’s even better than Private Party 3 (the movie in which he bottoms for Tyler Saint, so this has got to be good, people!). Van Damme also mentioned that he has traded scenes with Nick Capra for content that will appear on both their Web sites. “I think the scene is brilliant,” he says. “Nick bottomed for me, and he took it like a soldier! I really enjoyed the afternoon, and [director] Jett Blakk was behind the camera, so I knew it would turn out fantastic!” The muscle hunk also revealed that he is working on a secret project that would shoot in NYC in September. So stay tuned for more on that. In the meantime, go see this superstud live. He’s known for giving his all onstage and for rewarding his audience with lots of complimentary DVDs, T-shirts and assorted swag. For more information, visit RobertVanDamme.net.

News: Mark Dalton Plugs Tour on Radio Show

PHOTOS BY VINCENT LAMBERT

In case you haven’t heard, Mark Dalton is busting out all over. Or at least that’s the title of his new dance tour, which kicked off in New York City last weekend. The porn superstar flew into town from Texas to shake his moneymaker at Splash on Friday night, then it was back home for a show on Saturday at the Bonham Exchange in San Antonio. These were his first live appearances in three years, so no wonder they caused a fuss. But before he took to his go-go box, the 29-year-old bodybuilder stopped by The Derek and Romaine Show on Sirius OutQ 109.

Dalton gave a brief but fun interview (and we know the guy has a lot to say because he gave his very first post-prison sit-down to VincentLambert.com), and topics of conversation ranged from Mark’s spray-on tan to his many new tattoos (which he got in Miami, not jail!). Romaine seemed to be especially taken with one of a cute little bunny rabbit on Dalton’s right arm. (After the show, Mark gave us a closer look and revealed that the word inscribed inside the bunny is his three-year-old daughter’s name.) Of course Derek and Romaine got around to questioning Dalton about his time in prison (“The food and company sucked,” he said) and whether he plans a return to on-screen sex work (“I’m a good boy,” he said. “It’s just not my thing.” Sorry, guys!).

Then, after taking off his shirt (hawt!) and posing for some pictures, Dalton was off, returning to his hotel to rest up for that night’s gig at Splash, where he got a respectable turnout (although the two drug dealers we watched get arrested on the sidewalk outside were less than respectable, but that’s another post. More later this week). For additional dates on the Busting Out All Over Tour, visit MarkDaltonXXX.com and ThePremiereArtists.com.

Short Takes: Levi Poulter Is the Man…and More

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Event: Bad Boys Cruise Sails Off Into Sunset

The Bad Boys on the Hudson cruise is set to take its sixth and final sail this Sunday, July 26. (We don’t know why it’s the final. We asked founder Will Clark and he’s not telling. Maybe after throwing five Bad Boys Pool Parties in Los Angeles, five in Palm Springs, three Bad Boys Burlesque shows in San Francisco and raising half a million dollars for various charities, the old gal needs a rest!) Clark and his guests—porn stars Mike Dreyden, Tyger Hudson, Duke Rivers and Jonny Mack, plus go-go stud Torez and Mr. New York Leather 2009 Jase Woodruff—will hit the high seas one last time. DJ Phillip Kimball will spin and dragster Amanda Takehometomother will raise funds for Team Eagle’s Braking the Cycle ride. The cast will be wearing jockstraps that will be auctioned off later (after they’re all sweaty, grimy and covered with fingerprints), and photographer Joe Oppendisano has donated a print for the auction. (VincentLambert.com will also be digging deep into our porn inventory to donate some swag for the always-fun raffle goodie bags.) We’ve done this cruise before and before that. This has got to be the horniest boat in the fleet. So, all aboard and we’ll see you there! Boarding starts at 6 pm at Pier 41, and the boat leaves the dock at 7:30 pm and returns at 10 pm. For more information, visit willclarkworld.com, and for tickets, go to seatea.com.

Movie Review: Dealers

BY VINCENT LAMBERT

Director: Roman Senko.
Cast: Jiri, Thomas, Pavel, Jan, Erik, David, Robert.

The shady characters of Dealers hang out in a seedy bar and play video games. They sit at little tables and whip out big bags of cocaine. They also seduce the bartender into having sex with them. At least that’s what happens in the first scene. Three models from the Czech Republic act like scumbags, wheeling and drug dealing, then one of them grabs the bartender and starts making out with him. Soon the four men are going at it right there on the video machines. There’s the usual sucking, fucking and cumming, eventually right on the video machine! Next, two horny cops accost a nerdy businessman (the “plot” is hard to decipher as there are no subtitles) and spank him on top of a Star Trek video game. The cops blow him, he blows them but in a twist, the bespectacled twink winds up on top (and he keeps his glasses on for both the oral and the anal!). This studious stud also delivers a major cum shot. In the final scene, two cuties play a race car game at the video arcade before playing with each other. They are young and thin, but someone should have taught them how to kiss. Their butterfly tonguing is almost as annoying as the dreadful disco soundtrack that pounds throughout the movie. In a puzzling ending, they are taken away in handcuffs. Guess these dealers will have to deal with prison. Sequel, anyone? (Galaxia Entertainment)

Reprinted from GAYVN magazine (2009)