July 23, 2010
News: Levi Johnston Disses Playgirl Spread
My, how the worm turns. It was only a few months back that Levi Johnston was posing seminaked for Playgirl and walking the red carpet with fag icon Kathy Griffin to win over the all-important gay demographic. Now, in an exclusive cover story for US Weekly, the Alaskan bohunk has denounced his nudie work, telling the trashy title, “I’m almost out of the limelight, and I don’t want to do anything like that again. I want to get my GED and be an electrician.” Sounds exciting, no!? So when he’s not busy blowing smoke up future mother-in-law Sarah Palin’s lame ass, he can change a lightbulb. (We can’t imagine what he has to say about Jet Set Men’s hysterical porn parody of his sad life.) In case you haven’t heard, Johnston is once again engaged to his teenage baby mama, Bristol (they plan to wear camouflage to their wedding. Sounds klassy!), and has apologized to the Palin family for some earlier remarks that were “not completely true.” Whatever, dude! You didn’t even show your peanut of a cock and you have a flat butt! Go back to Wasilla and stay there. Snap.