Short Takes: Jarics Assault Drama…and More

It’s always something with the Jarics. The onetime Falcon exclusive fun couple was back in the news last week as Aden Jaric (left) was arrested for assaulting former partner Jordan Jaric. Multnomah County sheriffs in Portland, Oregon, took Aden into custody on July 15, and he was charged with two counts of misdemeanor assault after allegedly slugging Jordan with a glass paperweight. Our friends at TheSword.com report that witnesses say the couple had been “drinking heavily” during a club appearance earlier that night. Aden has since been released and, of course, taken to his Twitter account (so has Jordan), writing, “I’m not the bad guy here.” Okey-dokey. At least he looks handsome in his mug shot! To see the Jarics in happier times, their latest (and last?) movie together is Falcon’s INNtrigued.…COLT Studio Group has joined the mobile phone gang and is now offering its fine content via cell phone. In fact, the press release says that “now you too can have COLT Men in the palm of your own hand!” Well, wouldn’t that be nice!? But in the meantime, you can get all the COLT men and their bulging muscles on your mobile device. High-def videos, photos and more are all available at your fingertips. Hey, if we can watch Brenden Cage jack while we wait for the subway, then we’re all for it! For more information, visit COLTStudioGroup.com.…Another porn star is entering the dildo market. We told you earlier this year that screen stud Steven Daigle was being fit for his very own sex toy. Well, adult novelty manufacturer Topco Sales has finally come clean with the all-new waterproof Steven Daigle SensaFirm Penis. Yes, it’s molded from the former Big Brother reality star’s very own little brother and features “seven insertable inches.” It’s hand-painted and has a “harness-compatible suction cup base.” Of course, it can be paired with Channel 1 Releasing’s Steven Daigle XXXposed (“sold separately”) or any of the other dozen movies he’s shot this month. All aboard, guys!