Movie Review: Oliver Twink

BY VINCENT LAMBERT

Director: Uncredited.
Cast: Dillon Samuels, Kyros Christian, Jarett Fox, Brad Star, Riley Burke, Matt Havoc, Ryan Thompson, Jayce Jones, Auntie Mame, Gabriel DuBois, Misty Eyez, Harry Beastt.

The producers of the sex comedies The Da Vinci Load and Betwinked are back with this genuinely funny update of Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist. The opening moments set the tone immediately when we see that the hot young guys featured are laboring at the Kathy (sic) Lee Gifford Workhouse for Orphaned Waifs. Cutie Dillon Samuels plays Oliver Twink, who on his 18th birthday demands more gruel from studly Mr. Bumble (Brad Star). This scene starts the movie on a high note as sexy Star, wearing longish hair and nothing under his apron, spanks the boyish Samuels and then proceeds to feed him ample cock. The fucking is intense as Samuels takes all that Star has to offer, including a copious load on his sweet face.

This erotic encounter gets Oliver a bus ticket out of town, and he ends up in South Beach, where he lands on the corner of street hustler the Artful Dodger (Kyros Christian). When Oliver accuses him of being a male prostitute, the black-clad Dodger deadpans that he is actually a street mime! He ditches Oliver for a date with a john, televangelist Rev. Daggert (Ryan Thompson). These two get into and off on some serious role-playing.

Dodger returns to find Oliver hungry and alone. Together they venture to Fagin’s den, where all the best street hustlers hang out. Fagin (Jarett Fox) shares his philosophy of life with the guys, telling them, “You’ve got to suck a penis or two!” Oliver and Dodger find out firsthand when they have a hot threeway with the hung pimp.

Oliver starts working the streets, but his first trick ends up being undercover cop Detective Brownlow (Riley Burke), who takes a teary Oliver home with him. This is a light, romantic scene, and hairy daddy Burke contrasts nicely with supersmooth Samuels. The plot gets a bit contrived here as bareback filmmaker Bill Sikes (Harry Beastt) kidnaps Oliver for his evil purposes, but Brownlow saves the day, making the world safe for waifish newbies everywhere.

The whole cast of Oliver Twink has fun with the campy dialogue (after Fox delivers a dramatic monologue, Christian assures him that he will likely win a GAYVN Award for his work) and silly pratfalls (drag queen Misty Eyez takes a beating as Nancy and still begs for more). Samuels is adorable in the demanding titular role and takes a face full of jizz like nobody’s business. This is one twist on a classic that will entertain and amuse viewers, and it even leaves them with a positive safe-sex message. More, please! (PZP Productions)