Movie Review: Ass Rimming Roomies 3

BY VINCENT LAMBERT

Director: Uncredited.
Cast: Neil Sams, Aaron Carpenter, Kelly Breeze, Others.

The underwhelming cast of Ass Rimming Roomies 3 takes the title quite literally. No sooner does each scene begin than the guys are diving into some butthole. In five dismal scenes, they lick ass and toss salad with little gusto. These models couldn’t look more bored, and viewers can’t help but feel the same. First up, a chubby youth with a bad dye job trades rimjobs with a much thinner twink who must be popular because he appears in almost every scene. The lackluster duo returns for the next scene with a gum-chewing buddy who is almost as unattractive and out of shape. He looks bored too, as he chomps away and fails to achieve an erection. Bubble Boy comes back for another scene—with gum in tact! Things only get worse from here, as the tedious ass-eating and provocative oral cum shots pile up. Also, the uncredited director forgot to tell these models that when filming a movie you aren’t supposed to stare into the camera. This makes their awkward moves even harder to watch as they display that infamous deer-in-the-headlights look. Tacky sets and inferior picture quality cap off this seedy production. These Roomies should be sent packing. (Phantom Pictures)

Reprinted from GAYVN magazine (2007)